deankins:

the dad jokes of all dad jokes 

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Nicki Minaj’s 2012 Cover for Guardian Magazine HQ

Nicki Minaj’s 2012 Cover for Guardian Magazine HQ

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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derpycats:

Falafels trying to watch birds and get belly rubs at the same time

derpycats:

Falafels trying to watch birds and get belly rubs at the same time

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unexist-me:

mareepe:


you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

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repeal:

cumosaurus-rex:

nyamss:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

WTF IS THIS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

omfg

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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

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kawacy:

Old doodle before even the release of Hyrule Warriors on August. But colored it so late.

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mjomooz:

thank you~eternal summer

mjomooz:

thank you~eternal summer

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fa-fi-fu:

肌寒くなってきましたね~ 夏あっという間だった

fa-fi-fu:

肌寒くなってきましたね~ 夏あっという間だった

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500daysofboybands:

freshman year:

image

senior year:

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thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

let’s weed out the weak ones

thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

let’s weed out the weak ones

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youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: kittycatdaily)

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